Ness City, Kansas police answered a house call February 27th to find a woman stuck to a toilet seat because she had been sitting on it for two years. Her boyfriend called city police saying that there was "something wrong" with his girlfriend. You see, he knew she'd been on the toilet, his toilet, for the past 2 years, but every day when he would ask her if she wanted to get off she'd answer "Maybe tomorrow." She sat on his toilet for so long, her ass skin had grown onto the seat, causing her to have to go to the hospital with a toilet seat stuck to her butt.
I guess from time to time we all take a little more than the few minutes allotted for that type of activity. But whether you cracked the spine of a good new book, or simply opened the 650+ page April issue of Vogue and could not budge due to its weight, you could still get off the pot within two years. Or, like, the same hour.
I'm no detective, but I'm going to take a wild guess as to what was involved in this strange story. I won't say what it is, but it almost rhymes with "Pistol Theft."
I said almost.
Posted by: Brittany
Story: Yahoo News
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