I am going to assume that everyone who reads this blog is much like my self: a classy person who enjoys the finer things in life, but can’t quite afford them. Here is a recipe to turn water into wine. Well not quite; to take cheap vodka, and turn it into expensive vodka.
The first thing you need is a Brita water filter. Next, you need the cheapest vodka you can find. Think the closest thing to rubbing alcohol that is available on the market. Don’t forget you need a new filter and it needs to be soaked just like it would if you were filtering regular water. Next, you need to pour your cheap vodka though the Brita pitcher approximately FIVE times, as this distills the liquid. Remember, the main difference between top shelf vodka and bottom shelf vodka, is the distillation process.
Ta Da! Now you have made your own personal batch of Grey Goose or my favorite, Belvedere Vodka, to share with all the people you like at your next party. It's sure to be a hit!
Disclaimer: If you die or get sick it's not my fault. Depending on how you buy your Brita filters, this process can cost as much as a regular bottle of good vodka.
Posted By: Imon
