Amy Winehouse: Why Do You Smoke Crack?

I apologize for referring to Amy Winehouse as “coked-out” in my last post.

She actually smokes crack. My bad.

Really, Amy. Why? Why do you smoke crack? I thought you were rich. And even if you aren’t exactly raking it in, I know you are not spending money on purses and Louboutins and all that. You own one pair of ballet flats! And aren’t you famous? You probably get drugs for free, but I don’t think crack rock is usually included in that sort of deal. Freebasing is not very glamorous. This leads me to believe that you paid for crack. You, a rich, legitimate celebrity, paid for crack. In 2008.

I am amazed when I see crackheads nowadays. Crackheads can’t stick around for long, because, well, crack kills. So that means that most current crackheads are people who started smoking crack within last 10 years, tops. Meaning that they knew what crack does to families, communities, and the human body, and decided to try it anyway. Like I said, I am amazed when I see crackheads nowadays, but rich crackheads? Come on.

I don’t think that there is much more to say on the subject. Luckily, you can afford to kick the habit. Many people with your same problem do not have the money for things like rehab and counseling. Get thee to Promises and stay off the pipe, please!

Posted by: Brittany

Story and photo courtesy of The Sun