Need Some Good Vodka In Your Life!

I am going to assume that everyone who reads this blog is much like my self: a classy person who enjoys the finer things in life, but can’t quite afford them. Here is a recipe to turn water into wine. Well not quite; to take cheap vodka, and turn it into expensive vodka.

The first thing you need is a Brita water filter. Next, you need the cheapest vodka you can find. Think the closest thing to rubbing alcohol that is available on the market. Don’t forget you need a new filter and it needs to be soaked just like it would if you were filtering regular water. Next, you need to pour your cheap vodka though the Brita pitcher approximately FIVE times, as this distills the liquid. Remember, the main difference between top shelf vodka and bottom shelf vodka, is the distillation process.

Ta Da! Now you have made your own personal batch of Grey Goose or my favorite, Belvedere Vodka, to share with all the people you like at your next party. It's sure to be a hit!





Disclaimer: If you die or get sick it's not my fault. Depending on how you buy your Brita filters, this process can cost as much as a regular bottle of good vodka.

Posted By: Imon

Grammys 2008: Amy Winehouse Possibly Sober, With New Teefus

Amy Winehouse looked kind of nice and sounded really good during her simulcast of “You Know That I’m No Good” and “Rehab." She got a new crown or something put on that old missing tooth of hers, and her 'hive was in top form. “Rehab” was at once funnily ironic and a little sad. Actually, it looks like rehab’s working for Amy, so best of luck to her in that. It was super cute to see her cry and hug her mom after she won for Song of the Year. I would’ve done the same thing.

Posted by: Brittany

Photo: WireImage (Sorry it's so far away! It's the best one I could find.)

Amy Winehouse: Why Do You Smoke Crack?

I apologize for referring to Amy Winehouse as “coked-out” in my last post.

She actually smokes crack. My bad.

Really, Amy. Why? Why do you smoke crack? I thought you were rich. And even if you aren’t exactly raking it in, I know you are not spending money on purses and Louboutins and all that. You own one pair of ballet flats! And aren’t you famous? You probably get drugs for free, but I don’t think crack rock is usually included in that sort of deal. Freebasing is not very glamorous. This leads me to believe that you paid for crack. You, a rich, legitimate celebrity, paid for crack. In 2008.

I am amazed when I see crackheads nowadays. Crackheads can’t stick around for long, because, well, crack kills. So that means that most current crackheads are people who started smoking crack within last 10 years, tops. Meaning that they knew what crack does to families, communities, and the human body, and decided to try it anyway. Like I said, I am amazed when I see crackheads nowadays, but rich crackheads? Come on.

I don’t think that there is much more to say on the subject. Luckily, you can afford to kick the habit. Many people with your same problem do not have the money for things like rehab and counseling. Get thee to Promises and stay off the pipe, please!

Posted by: Brittany

Story and photo courtesy of The Sun